~ "x" ~
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x
x
x
 
 
$x.xx
( price includes
tax & shipping )
   
 
~ "YoYo Island - Day" ~
Mousepad
Yes, when you see 'the Bouy, the Bottle, and the Barrel', you know
you may be lost -- but at least you've landed in the right spot!
Almost too nice to mount a Mouse on, but destiny calls...
 
$14.99
( price includes
tax & shipping )
 
 
~ YoYo Island ~
~ "Mystery Glyph 9 Sticker Set" ~
2 1/2" Adhesive Stickers, 3 of Each Style
Fathom the mysterious mysteries of Lost Fabulabula while
sticking these cooly-cryptic YoYo Island Mystery Glyph Stickers
to your Tiki Hut walls! They're 'portable petroglyphs'...!
 
$9.99
( price includes
tax & shipping )
 
 
~ "Pirate Coins 2 Pendant Pair" ~
'Gold Doubloon' & 'Piece O' Eight', 2 7/8" diameter each
"Ah!, the Tales the Pirates told..., of bloody lust for Spanish gold…!"
Bling-up yer Tiki Hut -- with the legendary coins that carpet the
bottom o’ the Caribbean! Here Be Treasure, Matey!
Images on Both sides ~ Makes a Great Gift Set!
 
$39.99
( price includes
tax & shipping )
 
 
~ "Pirate Coins Sandstone Coaster Set" ~
4 1/4" Diameter Coasters, Set of 4 Styles, cork backs. Very nice.
Ah!, the Tales the Pirates told, of bloody lust for Spanish gold…!
Land yer libations on the legendary coins that carpet the
bottom o’ the Caribbean – Here Be Treasure, Matey!
Makes a Great Gift Set!
 
$59.99
( price includes
tax & shipping )
 
 
~ "Breth'ren O' The Coaster" ~
Yar Glossy 4 Coaster Set
Those Crossed Blades proclaim you schwing with the best of 'em,
and shows your maties in the Psych Ward that you proudly count
yourself among the "Brethren O' The Coaster" -- so land yer lusty
libaton on our bold "BOTC" COASTER and salute yer crew in
classic YoYo style...!
 
$19.99
( price includes
tax & shipping )
 
 
~ "Breth'ren O' The Coaster" ~
Libation Mug
Those Crossed Blades proclaim you schwing with the best of 'em!
Show your maties in the Psych Ward that you proudly count
yourself among the "Brethren O' The Coaster" -- and salute
yer crew in classic YoYo style...!
 
$21.99
( price includes
tax & shipping )
 
 
~ "15 Men On A Dead Man's Chest" ~
22 oz. Libation Stein
"Fifteen Men on a Dead Man's Chest, Yo-Ho-Ho and a Bottle of Rum...!"
( Pssst! Um, how's the REST of that go...? Seize our "Dead Man's Chest"
Lyrics Tankard, an' now ye'll know ALL the Verses, Matey...! )
 
$49.99
( price includes
tax & shipping )
 
 
~ "YoYo Undersea - Day / Twilight / Night" ~
11oz. Libation Mug
Good to the last drop? Come visit YoYo Island Undersea
-- and SEE...!
 
$23.99
( price includes
tax & shipping )
 
~ "YoYo Island - Day / Twilight / Night" ~
11oz. Libation Mug
Tank up topside with our Fabu Large YoYo Island Libation Mug;
Featuring All 3 YoYo time zones...!
 
$23.99
( price includes
tax & shipping )
 
 
~ "Isn't There An ISLAND*" ~
15oz. Libation Mug
"Isn't There An Island -- *For People Like You"...? Good question!
Now there's an adventurelicious Libation Mug that answers
the question Exotica fans the world over are asking, and
The Answer is -- Aye, Maties! -- YoYo Ahoy...!
 
$21.99
( price includes
tax & shipping )
 
 
~ "Charrr, Maties!"~
Libation Mug
So -- ‘tis a right Barrrrrrrr-B-Que enthusiast ye be, be ye…?
Ah!, why not salute the kindlin’ o’er yer next saucy soiree in wicked-fun
boucanier-style, with our intentionally-overdone “ChARRRRR, Maties!”
Large Libation Mug! T’will brighten even the blackest hearts, whilst they
be a-blackening what’ere rowdy rub they’ve put to the jolly coals…!
(NOTE: This Product will hold alcohol. Alcohol is flammable.
Blackbeards of all stripes are reminded to mind their keel whilst
sailing their comestibles over their combustibles...)
 
$21.99
( price includes
tax & shipping )
 
 
~ "Gill VS Finn Official RIGHT HOOK Jar"~
Libation Mug
Land your favorite kind of hot-or-cold punch square in the ol' bread-basket
with our "Gill vs. Finn" Large ("Left-or-Right Hook") Libation Mug...!
(NOTE! This Product may NOT be suitable for milquetoasts, pantywaists, or common jellyfish).
 
$21.99
( price includes
tax & shipping )
 
 
~ "Gill VS Finn Official LEFT-HOOK Jar" ~
Libation Mug
Land your favorite kind of hot-or-cold punch square in the ol' bread-basket
with our "Gill vs. Finn" Large ("Left-or-Right Hook") Libation Mug...!
(NOTE! This Product may NOT be suitable for milquetoasts, pantywaists, or common jellyfish).
 
$21.99
( price includes
tax & shipping )
 
 
~ "Twilight Jungle Cruise" ~
Libation Mug
"The Cruise" is always more fun with your favorite libation onboard,
especially in our deliciously exciting Twilight Jungle Cruise Mug...!
Add a splash of adventure to your morning cuppa'
-- or your yard-arm salute...!
 
$21.99
( price includes
tax & shipping )
 
 
~ "JoeMojo" ~
Libation Mug
YoYo Island's "Round-the-Clockers" know when to Wake Up and
“Spell” the Coffee – and there's no Mojo better than JOEMOJO --
when it comes to getting the ol' eyes open, come YoYo Day (or
whenever) -- So get your own steamin' cuppa JoeMojo to help
pry those lazy lids apart when Adventure calls...
 
(NOTE: Some Shrunken Heads may require more than one serving for noticeable effect.)
 
$21.99
( price includes
tax & shipping )
 
 
~ "The Lost Buoys" ~
30" x 20" Collectible Poster
Oooo!, it's "The Lost Buoys"! Cuttin' fish-school to make the soggy
scene at Shelly's Dive! Bring a waterproof-pen for an autograph...!
 
$19.99
( price includes
tax & shipping )
 
 
~ "Gill VS Finn" ~
18" x 24" Official Collectible Poster
Got your ticket to The Fights tonight?
Let your mates know where to get
in on the action...
 
$x.xx
( price includes
tax & shipping )
 
 
~ "Twilight Jungle Cruise" ~
30" x 20" Collectible Poster
Keep the spirit of idiotic -- um, epic, adventure on the front-burner
with our very tasty "Twilight Jungle Cruise" Large Poster...
 
$19.99
( price includes
tax & shipping )
 
 
~ "Fabu-Fabu" ~
18" x 24" Collectible Poster
Fan of fine literature? No one will suspect it when they see
this famous dust-jacket repro in Your Tiki Hut...!
(Suitable for framing or wrapping fish.)
 
$18.99
( price includes
tax & shipping )
 
 
~ "Isn't There An ISLAND*" ~
30" x 20" Collectible Poster
"Isn't There An Island -- *For People Like You"...? Good question!
Attract other brain-damaged--, um, like-minded castaways
with this epic tiki hut draft-stopper!
(The Answer is -- Aye, Maties...!)
 
$19.99
( price includes
tax & shipping )
 
 
YoYo Island's
~ "2017 'Totally-Gone-YoYo' Calendar" ~
'Round-the-Clock and 'Round-the-Calendar, you'll find a delightfully demented
new place to visit on YoYo Island every month...! So gaff this sumptuous
collection of splashy eyewash out of the drink and dare to show everybody
else in the Psych Ward you've "Totally Gone YoYo" -- all year 'round...!
 
$16.99
( price includes
tax & shipping )
 
~ TOP ~
-Our outlandish outlet for Official "YoYo Island" Souvenirs, featuring fine Flotsam & Jetsam for the dementedly-discriminating Tropical Explorer with a taste for YoYo's unique online oddball environs...!

Come aboard, and let ol' "Trader Lymin" Swag-You-Up for Your next Round-The-Clock Adventure on the wackiest island in the world – “YoYo Island” ( www.yoyoisland.com )…!

(New aboard, matey? Avast, then! Watch our eye-patch-poppin' video -- "YoYo Island - A Virtual Paradise!" -- which ye can plunder with yer piratey-pupils Here -- )

"Isn't There An Island-?"
Large Poster
"YoYo Island's FABU-FABU"
2017 Wall Calendar
"Twilight Jungle Cruise"
Large Poster
"Twilight Jungle Cruise"
Libation Mug
"Fabu-Fabu"
Small Poster
"JoeMojo"
Libation Mug
"Bretheren O' The Coaster"
Libation Mug
"15-Men-On-A-Deadman's-Chest"
Libation Stein
"Bretheren O' The Coaster"
Gloss Coaster Set (4)
"Gold Doubloon"
Sandstone Coaster
"Piece O' Eight"
Sandstone Coaster
What finer spot could ye an’ yer scurvy mateys be landin’ yer piratey libation upon, than this ‘ere tantalizin’ YoYo Island Silver Crown Coaster? 'Tis a fine Find in the sand indeed, says we!
"Silver Crown"
Sandstone Coaster
"Gold Crown"
Sandstone Coaster
"Pirate Coins Sandstone Coasters"
~ Set of 4 ~
"ChArrrrr, Maties!"
Libation Mug
"Isn't There An Island --?"
Libation Mug
"Gill vs. Finn -Left Hook!"
Libation Mug
"Gill vs. Finn"
Small Poster
"Gill vs. Finn - Right Hook!"
Libation Mug
"YoYo Day-Twilight-Night"
Libation Mug
"The Lost Buoys"
Small Poster
"YoYo D-T-N Undersea"
Libation Mug
"Gold Piece O' Eight"
Ornamental Pendant
"Silver Doubloon "
Ornamental Pendant
Pirate Coins Pendant Pair
"YoYo Mystery Glyph #1"
Sticker
"YoYo Mystery Glyph #2"
Sticker
"YoYo Mystery Glyph #3"
Sticker
 
 
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Dive In...!
Yar Booty or scurvy Swag?
You decide, Matey...!
 
Contact Trader Lymin,
if Ye've a mind to...
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"YOYO ISLAND " is an online interactive saterical entertainment based on
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